"Top 10's" You Have Missed

"Top 10's" You May Missed

 

It's now almost two weeks into 2014 and we’ve all had enough of what someone thinks were the top ten somethings either of 2013 or of something else.

However, here are some “Top 10′s” and plain old “tops” you may have missed beginning with the only-somewhat exaggerated views of the writers on the “Late Show with Dave Letterman” regarding Obamacare followed by a more serious “Ten People, Groups, and Countries Thrown Under Obama’s Bus in 2013,” “The Dumbest Criminals of 2013,” and the “Top 10 Media Hate-Crime Hoaxes of 2013.” 

“Top Ten Indicators Your Employer Has Changed To The Obamacare Health Care Plan”
 

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is…”Embalming.”
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.  

“Ten People, Groups, and Countries Thrown Under Obama’s Bus in 2013.”  Breitbart.com’s Kerry Pickett had a challenging task narrowing that list to a mere ten but nails it with Obama blaming the Secret Service for cancelling White House tours in March, screwing Egypt’s President Morsi and America in July, and blocking access to the Veterans Memorial during the government shutdown in October.  

“The Dumbest Criminals of 2013.” . . . (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=35096.)M

On the First and Second Day of Kwanzaa . . .

On the First and Second Days of Kwanzaa . . .

 

On the second day of Kwanzaa, the fabricated holiday invented by black revolutionary Maulana Ron Karenga (Ronald McKinley Everett) as an African-American substitute for Christmas which few blacks observe, no one  reported receiving any partridges in pear trees yesterday or turtle doves today but clear messages have been sent by the Obama administration and possible Kwanzaaians that Karenga’s festival is nevertheless being celebrated in very diverse ways.

Not unexpectedly, a lackey at America’s Department of Justice headed by President Barack Hussein Obama’s hand-picked candidate for Attorney General of the United States, announced on the first day of Kwanzaa that federal hate crime charges have been filed against 27-year-old white man Conrad Alvin Barrett.  

Kenneth  Magidson, U.S. attorney for the Southern District of Texas, alleged that Barrett attacked an unidentified 79-year-old black man by participating in the “knockout game” craze in Fulshear, Texas and that the DoJ therefore had no choice other than indict him in order to stress a point about odious hate crimes.

Magidson elaborated, ”Suspected crimes of this nature will simply not be tolerated and will be vigorously investigated and prosecuted with the assistance  of all our partners to the fullest extent of the law.”

That law, apparently, can be extremely flexible and subjectively applied since the “knockout game,” which involves gutlessly cold-cocking unsuspecting victims in the hope they can be knocked out with one punch, has been played nationwide almost exclusively by blacks on white victims.  Few if any of those perpetrators have been “vigorously investigated and prosecuted” for committing hate crimes because, well, just because.

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umping the gun on Kwanzaa, an African-American in Midwood, Brooklyn pre-observed the holiday by sucker-punching a 33 year old white mother . . . (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=34828.)