Tuesday, February 25, 2014

Global Warming Caused by Justin Bieber's Hairspray!

Global Warming Caused by Justin Bieber's Hairspray!

 
The absurdity of the above headline is almost exceeded by the absurdities regularly spewed by the global-warming-cooling-changing set who are increasingly desperate to defend their pseudo-scientific position that we evil human beings are destroying Earth’s ozone layer, the atmosphere, the planet itself, and possibly the hair spray industry.

There is a method to their madness, namely, enabling them to continue raking in tons of taxpayer money and imposing crippling pollution sanctions on America and on every other industrialized nation and excepting the Third World and China and India, and all based on what may be the biggest hoax in world history.

That same group of climatologists and politicians is understandably silent about similar dire predictions in the 1970′s.  Then they, along with the mainstream media, were warning us to button up our overcoats and get prepared for a devastating new Ice Age–that never materialized.

In an amazingly hypocritical flipflop, they are now using Mother Earth herself, buttressed by phony climate data, bizarre interpretations of natural events, and outright lies to convince gullible earthlings that our poor planet is on the verge of boiling over, that the rising Atlantic Ocean will soon inundate New York City, that Nebraska will resemble the Sahara in a few short years, that the Arctic will approach tropical conditions, that polar bears will shortly become extinct, etc. etc. etc.

What poppycock!

The King of Cockamamie Climate Change, former Vice President Albert Arnold Gore, has made a fortune by stoking fear in public hearts over global warming, a remarkable achievement considering he has zero scientific qualifications to stoke much.  Nevertheless, his total lack of any climate expertise hasn’t prevented the overachieving Goreacle from preaching, and cashing in, on the rapidly-approaching cataclysm as he laughs all the way to his bank.

For example, Gore warned a German audience in 2008 that “The entire North ‘polarized’ cap will disappear in 5 years.” In 2006 at NYU Law School, he declared, “Many  scientists are now warning that we are moving closer to several ‘tipping points’ that could–within as little as 10 years–make it impossible for us to avoid irretrievable damage to the planet’s habitability for human civilization.”  He has observed that, “The interior of the earth is extremely hot–several million degrees.”  He once quipped, “Here is the truth: The Earth is round; Saddam Hussein did not attack us on 9/11; Elvis is dead; Obama was born in the United States; and the climate crisis is real.”

And, if that slanted information and obvious misinformation failed to sway us idiotic “deniers,” Gore upped the ante with this apocalyptic threat: “The survival of the United States of America as we know it is at risk. And even more–if more should be required–the future of human civilization is at stake.”

(See climate realities and more of the Goreacle’s cutting wit and dubious wisdom at http://tinyurl.com/q25jul5.)

With visions of money dancing in their hot heads and, of equal importance, dreams of leveling the playing field between the world’s so-called “haves” and the “have nots,” nothing seems to faze the warmists. . . (Read more at http://www.genelalor.com/blog1/?p=35953.)

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